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Stay tuned for reviews for 13 Assassins, Priest and Tron (DVD).

Spicy!

New Harry Potter Movie Trailer

The New Harry Potter movie trailer (July) has hit the web. Love me some Potter. These movies could go down as the best series of all time - ?! Each one a pretty good movie. AND, no Jar-Jar!

Full Wolverine Trailer

I love Wolverine in all his many manifestations. I think Hugh does a pretty good job, despite some lackluster scripts and PG-13 ratings. Unless this one gets totally DESTROYED by reviewers, I'll see this opening weekend.

The 3rd Terminator Salvation trailer is online.  I'm extremely excited for this one.  The Terminator franchise is one of my favorites, though they have been getting progressively worse.  This one looks stupendous.  Technology has come a long way since the T-1000 mimentic poly-alloy deal.  Knives and stabbing weapons!  Take a gander . . .

Mel Gibson is The Colonel

Mel Gibson was on Jimmy Kimmel after the Oscars.  They premiered a funny spoof trailer called The Colonel.  Check it out:

Trailerz

A few tasty trailers have hit the web of late. Check them out —

Bootleg new Transformers trailer. What in the HELL is that monster transformer that shows up in the end, hopefully Optimus can give it a beat-down.  I am super-psyched for this one:

Finally, the Inglorious Basterds trailer is here.  I celebrate Brad's entire catalog.  Let's hope this isn't a big Grindhouse fiasco with some of the movie great while some is just plain awful.  This could be crazy violent.  Sam Jackson narrates:

Man, I remember watching Land of the Lost on Saturdays with my brothers, good times.  When my own kids saw this preview they exclaimed, "Hey, it's Buddy the Elf!"  I love Will Ferrell.  My money is on this being a great movie along the lines of the aforementioned Elf.

When I look all around
I can't believe the things I've found
Now I need to find my way
I'm lost, I'm lost . . . find me
Living in the Land of the Lost
Living in the Land of the Lost

(Cue Grumpy)

CHELIOS!

If you liked Crank (which I did), Crank II looks apeshit crazy. How many ways can they figure out to make poor Chelios crank his heart up? Take a look at this teaser/trailer. If you don't care for the f'bomb, don't watch it . . . NSFW.

Chelios (Jason Statham) faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.